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I want to roll the dice. Leave my job and quit my wife tonight. I want to roll the dice!

I want to roll the dice. Leave my job and quit my wife tonight. I want to roll the dice!

This is some bullshit! @1ladyv24

This is some bullshit! @1ladyv24

Lunch break power nap about to get popped off while listening to #brunchbounce radio on sound cloud

Lunch break power nap about to get popped off while listening to #brunchbounce radio on sound cloud

Como dice Las Domincanas “QUE POLLO”.

Como dice Las Domincanas “QUE POLLO”.

I don’t call out of work because I’m sick I’m the asshole who comes to work and threaten his coworkers health lmfao. I call out for beach days son!

I don’t call out of work because I’m sick I’m the asshole who comes to work and threaten his coworkers health lmfao. I call out for beach days son!

Mami, I love you and I thank you for everything you do for me. You are my teacher, my nurse, my boss, my friend, the step mom to my daughter, you have made me a better man, even though I still stumble and still make mistakes I love you with all my heart! I couldn’t. Ask for a better mother!

Mami, I love you and I thank you for everything you do for me. You are my teacher, my nurse, my boss, my friend, the step mom to my daughter, you have made me a better man, even though I still stumble and still make mistakes I love you with all my heart! I couldn’t. Ask for a better mother!

Daddy duties! Making sure that beautiful brain grows BIG and STRONG !

Daddy duties! Making sure that beautiful brain grows BIG and STRONG !

Daddy duties! S/O to all My real dad’s out there!

Daddy duties! S/O to all My real dad’s out there!

She caught my ass! Lmfao

She caught my ass! Lmfao

Something light just to warm him up! (yes I just referred to myself in the 3rd person)

Something light just to warm him up! (yes I just referred to myself in the 3rd person)

I’m fucking done son #pow #dead #gameover

I’m fucking done son #pow #dead #gameover

Just for YOU!

Just for YOU!

So I can use a knife like a master chef. I mean dice a clove of garlic fast without looking. But I have never used a mandolin and took the tip of my fucking finger off! FML.

So I can use a knife like a master chef. I mean dice a clove of garlic fast without looking. But I have never used a mandolin and took the tip of my fucking finger off! FML.

Back days!

Back days!

Bwbwbwbwaaaahahahhahahahahahahahaahha I knew this was gonna happen!

Bwbwbwbwaaaahahahhahahahahahahahaahha I knew this was gonna happen!