I don’t call out of work because I’m sick I’m the asshole who comes to work and threaten his coworkers health lmfao. I call out for beach days son!
Mami, I love you and I thank you for everything you do for me. You are my teacher, my nurse, my boss, my friend, the step mom to my daughter, you have made me a better man, even though I still stumble and still make mistakes I love you with all my heart! I couldn’t. Ask for a better mother!
So I can use a knife like a master chef. I mean dice a clove of garlic fast without looking. But I have never used a mandolin and took the tip of my fucking finger off! FML.